WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY […]
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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]
Key & Peele – Obama Meet & Greet
[applause] ALL RIGHT. – RIGHT THIS WAY. COUPLE INTRODUCTIONS AND WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. THIS IS JOHN O’ROURKE. – NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHN. – MR. IAN ROBERTS. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – PETER ATENCIO. – ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU. – JEROME SMITH. – COME ON, BROTHAH. WHAT’S UP, FAM? […]
Key & Peele – Obama Meet & Greet
[applause] ALL RIGHT. – RIGHT THIS WAY. COUPLE INTRODUCTIONS AND WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE. THIS IS JOHN O’ROURKE. – NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHN. – MR. IAN ROBERTS. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – PETER ATENCIO. – ALL RIGHT, NICE TO MEET YOU. – JEROME SMITH. – COME ON, BROTHAH. WHAT’S UP, FAM? […]