NAVI Apex Ищут Пару в Тиндере

NAVI Apex Ищут Пару в Тиндере


Today is the most romantic day of the year, so we decided to take a break from Apex to find our perfect dates. Should I create a new account? Karina, 19 is looking for a date today… Nah, we have scrims. The next one is naked booty, I like it. I’m filling in the name for Dimon, we need a good one. What’s better than Nikita? He will be Ricardo. I think just Kirill is enough. Okay, Nikita is not the best name. We need something exotic… Like Seraphim. Like an angel, because Dima is an angel. Birthday… What date is it today? I don’t remember his birthday. Let it be 01.01 to make his future wife even happier. 19.01.2000. Fresh. 1999. When is Kirill’s birthday? It was in summer I think, but whatever. Let’s choose 01.06. School? Is there a Belarus school? I’ll try not to be original, Hogwarts. Beavis school. Belarusian State University, nice one. Or should I choose something from Ukraine? Okay, he moved. It will be his story, he graduated from BSU as the best university in Belarus. Great, I’m also graduating from there soon. Adding the photos. If I choose this one with the trophies, it would be too easy. The same is for the plane, he is a traveler then, it would be a bit harder, but still easy. This one in front of the bricks is what I need. The first one is ready. I’ll add all three, I like the bathroom one though. I need three, right? Okay, let’s choose the plane, he will be a traveler. I’ve added one, it’s enough. Location on or off?. On. I won’t turn on geolocation just in case. Should I? Geolocation? Of course on. He moved to Ukraine. I got Polina, 18. Not you, but Kirill. Yes, sure. Polina, 8 km away. Is it Kyiv? I thought there is nothing 20 km around. Polina, 18, 24 km away. Polina has an anime phone case, Kirill doesn’t like anime, so it’s a no. He’d like Polina, her hair is shorter than mine though. Next, Karina, 19, a member of parliament. Fine. Leya? No, Dimon doesn’t like this type. He also likes to take photos in a bathroom. They have something in common. There is no much bio, Calvin Clein ambassador… let’s leave her for now. Wow, Ksenia, 175. She is 10cm higher than him, it won’t be very convenient. Natali, 180. What is it? Her height probably. Isn’t she too high for Clawz? It would be cool. Well, Natali, 19. I don’t see anything special, so… No. Diana. No. Marina, 20. I don’t dislike her, but Kirill likes more curvy girls. 182cm, where are they from? I haven’t seen girls like that in real life. She’s too serious for Dima. She doesn’t spend time here… I see, she wants followers on Instagram. We do the same thing in NAVI, to be honest. Karina, 19 is looking for a date today… Nah, we have scrims today. Anastasia looks like the actress from the Witcher. Kirill said Yennefer is hot, so she is the best choice so far. Kirill would like her. My father is a politician, I saw you … before you send me your … Polina. If we have a match and you don’t message me first, then you have a small … I agree. Dima needs someone simple and kind, like Seraphim. Maybe Anna. Sorry Sasha, this is not the right time. Victoria, and you, too. I don’t know which one Natalia is, so I’m swiping left. It might look all easy and simple, but as they say, still waters run deep. Even though Anna is 18, she doesn’t make it. Anna, 18, into sports. Since Kirill is always at the computer, he won’t make time for her. “I can do your dishes and fulfil your wishes.” Is it one of Pasha Tekhnik’s quotes? Nikita’s gonna like her. Dasha. Let’s see what you got. I’m not sure about Dasha…. She doesn’t have enough flair for Kirill. Dasha. Sometimes I swipe left automatically, so better hit me up on Instagram. I’m the same. Going fishing? What type of girls do you think Nikita likes? Well… Female. The only thing I know about him is that he likes girls. Occasionally. Angelina Ranovskaya. Sea, it’s probably as deep as her personality. As I’ve already said, I’m into simplicity. Anna, fitness instructor. I like my son, books… I like my son, books and my job. Fun. That’s a like from me. Amina, 19. That’s a fake, she’s 14 tops. I’ve already seen girls like that. On my way home from university. Karina, 25 km away. That’s too far, Dima won’t make it. Nope. Maria, 19, no information, bye bye. Ilona, same here. Dima is not into models. This one’s interesting. Annette. Your mom likes me. No, she doesn’t. Kseniya, 18, she doesn’t like you either. Luisa, 20. Fun and cheerful. He’s Ricardo, so Luisa would do just fine. Maria looks interesting. 9 km away. It’s not far, we traveled a greater distance to get here. I think she’s be perfect for Kirill. Like. Diana, 26. Little muffin with a psychology degree. No. Little muffin with a psychology degree. I draw with pencil and oil. This one’s good. Our team doesn’t have a psychologist, let alone 26 years old. Dima is close to 26, too. In 3 years. How do I contact her about the job? It’s simple. I’m a beginner architect and interesting to hang out with. I think you can do some architecting with her on Tinder. That’s a nope. Hitting a rave? Pro players don’t have time for raving. If I were her, I wouldn’t waste time on that. So that’s a no. She’s making videos. She is a designer. I’m thinking yes. You’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke. Is this some quote from a FB public? There was one back in 2012 that was full of really hilarious lines and quotes. Anyway, 17 km away is okay. Nastya Klats. I live in Kyiv and I like cider. How do I put 3 likes here? We’ve picked two: that psychologist and cider lover. You’ve got to see this. Check it out. Like just for this picture. It’s cool. I think we can wrap it up here. Okay, that’s a like and we’re done. Even better picture. This is not over. I like weird spontaneous things, walking holding hands and I’m a collection of dumb memes. She’s fun. I can go on. Leya, 18, I’m a Taurus but I can make you arouse. How far away is she? He desperately needs a Taurus. I think Kirill needs a girl that won’t distract him from playing. Funky, energetic, and can help him get over being tilted. A Disney princess. Sasha, 25 km away. It’s not far. I love cats, wine (beer) and dadaism. Looking for someone whose manhood is as large as the number of pounds I put on over the New Year’s. Considering I’ve lost some already, I’m looking for a… I’m aware that stoners, lowlifes and morons like me. I can’t take a picture my mouth closed. I like to lick hummus off the knife. Is this for real? It is. The next picture is naked booty. That’s a like.

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