Oh, hey Knives.
(grumbling) What’s that? You’re outside? (knocking) – [Knives] Is Scott here? – You know what? He just left. – Really? – Yeah. (shuffling) Sorry. I’m gonna give you a promotion. Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager. Wow, I’m Mr. Manager! Well, manager. We would just say manager. And you can hire an employee if you need one. Do you think I need one? Don’t look at me, Mr. Manager. Right, it’s up to me now. I’m Mr. Manager. Manager. We just say… – I know, but you just… – Doesn’t matter who. Bill, Billy. This sad excuse for a Christmas special, no harm intended. Oh, none taken. Starting to seem to me
more like a Christ-mess, as in what a mess. Okay, what can I do for ya? Parking tickets, fender
benders, slip-and-fall? I’m undefeated with slip-and-fall cases. Public urination, too. Undefeated. Down at the courthouse,
they call me Johnny Pisspot. Oh, no sir. This is much bigger. We’re in danger, sir. We need your help. We wanna take on the U.S. Government. The U.S. Government, you say? (dramatic music) Hold all my calls. Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man? You would think it was because
he looked like a hockey puck, but it actually comes from the
Japanese phrase, paku paku, which means to flap one’s
mouth open and closed. They changed it because
they thought that Puck Man would be too easy to vandalize. You know, if people could
just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever. Oh my god. Like, wow! [Game] Combo! Yeah. Wow. – [Game] Nine, eight,
seven six, five, four. – Oh, oh, I got it. I know you’re a big fish, but you’re not gonna snap my line, okay. I’m hanging on tight. Here’s our Murricane special. Blimp shot down into
Dallas Cowboys’ Stadium. Done it. Retractable roof opens, 80,000 screaming fans. – Hard to get, yeah.
– Yeah. You can do it in post. Camera zooms in, we see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt,
sitting on a white sleigh. You run in. Miley’s in Tahoe. I know Miley. And that may or may not be true. You ever get the feeling
like no one even sees you? I’ve got a really good body, so. No. – We’ll take this one.
– Well, that’s a fine choice. You know, the McLaren are like snowflakes, and that no two are ever the same. Is that true? Actually, it isn’t, but um… I still think it’s a lovely image with the snowflake, don’t you think? – Aren’t you the charmer? – Well. Call it the romantic in me. Guys on the floor call me
the poet, these boneheads. They like to make fun. Phew. Cause that hurt for second. I
was like, he wants me to go! – No, no, no, no!
– No. – Software? – No, I mean, yeah. I may need some privacy to work on it. That might mean you going. (soft acoustic music) See you later tonight in court. Jim Stansel, are you insane? Quite the opposite. I’ve just got nothing to lose. That doesn’t make me insane, it makes me dangerous. Dangerous is not the opposite of insane. Oh really, well, what’s the opposite of insane then, professor? Sane. No, no, no, no. The opposite of insane is sane. I think he’s right. You wanna get off me? (light techno music)