Karlous Miller, Chico Bean, Affion Crockett & More In Funniest Comedy Cypher! | Hip Hop Awards ‘19

Karlous Miller, Chico Bean, Affion Crockett & More In Funniest Comedy Cypher! | Hip Hop Awards ‘19


♪ ♪ Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to the 2019 BET
Hip Hop Music Awards. This is the comedy cypher. We gonna start this thing off
right with a woman. The princess of comedy,
Jess Hilarious. (cheering, applause) (turntable scratching) ♪ See, this rapping shit
ain’t in my category ♪ ♪ I just fell in,
keep your business to yourself ♪ ♪ You cross me,
you know I’m telling ♪ ♪ Got a little thick, a pretty
bitch and I’m celibate ♪ ♪ Jess finally got herself an
ass, well, now I’m smelling it ♪ ♪ Why you looking?
Never seen a ‘stache before? ♪ ♪ Hair be growing everywhere,
I ain’t bald no more ♪ ♪ Well, maybe a little bit,
I ain’t got that much yet ♪ ♪ But don’t sweat, I’m-a always
keep my foot on y’all necks ♪ ♪ Comedian Jess Hilarious,
yeah, she funny and fine ♪ ♪ And keep your man
off them streets ♪ ♪ ‘Cause if he married,
he mine ♪ ♪ Well, at least
that’s what they say ♪ ♪ I ain’t trying to be careful ♪ ♪ Bet, I said that
and left all of that cash ♪ ♪ Always that one troll
going hard on them keys ♪ ♪ Same bitches stay on private ♪ ♪ Who ain’t trying to be seen ♪ ♪ The same ones
that say I’m canceled ♪ ♪ But still using my memes ♪ ♪ Been three years in the role,
I’m still the clapback queen ♪ ♪ What’s that? ♪ (cheering, applause) Next up, we got the Nino Brown
and Gee Money of comedy, Chico Bean, Karlous Miller. (turntable scratching) -♪ Uh, my name’s Chico Bean,
I’m the livest ♪ -♪ Yo ♪ -♪ I’m about to take off
like a pilot ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ ♪ When I punch in the beat,
I’m-a slide it ♪ ♪ I’m a dripper,
I don’t need a stylist ♪ ♪ When it comes to the flow,
I’m a hitter ♪ -♪ When it comes to the dope,
I’m a killer ♪ -(whoops) ♪ Look at Jess over there,
she a winner ♪ ♪ When she take off that wig,
she a … ♪ ♪ I’m just playing,
you know I can’t hate ♪ ♪ Matter of fact,
let’s go on a date ♪ ♪ I’m-a hustle until I equate ♪ ♪ Money longer than
that Affion face ♪ ♪ Hip-hop is taller
than RuPaul ♪ ♪ But his budget
was shorter than Duval ♪ ♪ So this cypher
is not monetary ♪ ♪ This is why we are
in a library ♪ ♪ Let me get on my uno, dos ♪ ♪ Pass it off to my amigo,
Lous ♪ ♪ Let me get on my uno, dos ♪ ♪ Pass it off to my amigo,
Lous ♪ -♪ Hey, look, I say my style’s
so killer ♪ -♪ Uh-huh ♪ ♪ That OJ Simpson
just followed me on Twitter ♪ -♪ You lying ♪ -♪ Hey,
I say my rhymes so witty ♪ -♪ Uh-uh ♪ -♪ That Janet Jackson
want to show me her ♪ -♪ Uh-uh ♪
-♪ No, I’m in the cypher ♪ -♪ I’m just cooling
with the family ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ ♪ I’m trying to see some boobs
like I’m doing a mammogram ♪ -♪ The breasts ♪
-♪ Hey, that’s so ignorant ♪ ♪ You know that
that’s some stupid shit ♪ ♪ You know you watching BET,
so Baby Boy is after this ♪ -♪ Oh, that’s fun ♪
-♪ And that’s a known fact ♪ ♪ Somebody should’ve
known that ♪ ♪ Like Bill Cosby going to jail
for asking where the … ♪ -♪ That’s lit ♪
-♪ And we can’t laugh ♪ ♪ ‘Cause it ain’t funny ♪ ♪ I’m on your ass
like you owe 50 Cent money ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪
-♪ Living my best life ♪ -♪ Uh-uh ♪
-♪ And having fun with it ♪ -♪ Okay ♪ -♪ I know a rapper
with a purse with a gun in it ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I know a rapper with
a purse with a gun in it ♪ ♪ I know a rapper with a purse
with a gun in it. ♪ (laughter) Here to bring it back with it,
Affion Crockett. (turntable scratching) ♪ I don’t like this beat
at all ♪ ♪ I’m gonna make you …
my balls ♪ ♪ Me so tall, he don’t fall ♪ ♪ Affion acting like he so oh ♪ ♪ I’m the shit, fecal,
E. coli guy with an eagle eye ♪ ♪ Ask them, though, I can’t kill
any MC no matter what he go by ♪ ♪ Me, oh, my, who is this?
Say I look like Ludacris ♪ ♪ But I’m more like Tiger Woods
if he … vagina ♪ ♪ From the hood,
ain’t got stuck in China ♪ ♪ With the wooden dummy hiding
Wing Chun in the hood ♪ ♪ He’s inviting,
woulda, coulda, shoulda ♪ ♪ Hypothetically,
better not edit me, listen ♪ ♪ Now I’m-a go viral, then
I will spiral with a Bible ♪ ♪ In a tower,
Eiffel or the Babel ♪ ♪ Unravel,
now y’all really babble ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m Lester
the court jester ♪ ♪ In the cypher, y’all … up ♪ ♪ I’m-a go down as the best of ♪ ♪ Dylan and Dave,
y’all better rest up. ♪ (cheering) (turntable scratching) ♪ Come on, they call me
Chest Hair Shorty ♪ ♪ I’m the flyest over 40 ♪ ♪ Got grey up in my beard ♪ ♪ No pain, I like to sport it ♪ ♪ I’m the leader
of the new school ♪ ♪ The flyest … ♪ ♪ Put Florida on my back, I’m-a
show you what I’m gonna do ♪ ♪ I be vibing on my damn plane ♪ ♪ That’s right,
I said “my damn plane” ♪ ♪ I own my shit, unlike the rest
of you … only grabbing ♪ ♪ I know I said I don’t cheat,
… if you try me ♪ ♪ I … your mama, all you … ♪ ♪ Depending on who housecleans ♪ ♪ No weapon formed against me ♪ ♪ I’m vibing on this damn beat ♪ ♪ City Boyz, we up, baby ♪ ♪ Survived the match,
can’t be beat ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Survived the match,
can’t be beat ♪ -♪ One more time ♪
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Survived the match,
can’t be… oh! ♪ (cheering, applause)

100 thoughts to “Karlous Miller, Chico Bean, Affion Crockett & More In Funniest Comedy Cypher! | Hip Hop Awards ‘19”

  1. I think they all killed it Jess addressed her rumours and being cancelled Chico bean told y'all his name and what he wanted in his life Lous came with the joke references and truth while showing insight to his opinions within the community Affion did his think letting niggas know that he ain't just DeRay Davis extra material and he been had talent and Duval… Is hosting bet

  2. This cypher is a funny because it's a joke on top of a joke, stating how goofy these rappers sounded in past cyphers🤣🤣🤣

  3. They tore this up big time. I got so into this I tryed to look up the DJ just to hear this as a instrumental. His beat was way off the hook

  4. Chico and Karlous Killed This Cyhper 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 I Took They Part Back At Least A Billion Times. Let Me Get On My Uno Dos Chico Voice lmao 😂😂

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